People of the Blog
Abstract: My partner. Tall, dark, handsome and monobrowed.
Sparkler: Our elder daughter, twenty. Tall and blonde.
Gloworm: Our younger daughter, seventeen. Tall and brunette.
The Model Auntie: My younger sister. Tall and blonde. Works as a model and is the perfect auntie to Sparkler and Gloworm, hence the dual-meaning name.
Dr T-shirt: The Model Auntie’s scientist husband. Dislikes formal wear.
My Model Cousin: My cousin. Tall and dark. Musician, used to work as a model. He and his wife are the parents to My Small Godson.
Lucy, Xander, Willow, the cats, Pingu and Bean, the hamsters, and Tiny Dog the tiny dog.