Hee hee. I pasted a chunk of my Red Riding Hood story into The Gender Genie. Turns out I’m male. I must tell Abstract.
I’m ill, by the way. I’m not sure what kind of illness – I’m shivery, achey, and my skin hurts. I woke up in the middle of last night and, despite that I was wearing pyjamas, the window was shut, and the duvet is warm, I was freezing. I got up to find a dressing-gown and by the time I got back into bed I was so cold my teeth were chattering.
So, much sympathy for me, please.